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Business - We give you FAB SERVICES | ||||||||||||||||||
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Forensic application to your missing paperwork. | ||||||||||||||||||
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Advice on how to achieve your dreams despite the State's determination to give you nightmares. | ||||||||||||||||||
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Bookkeeping
either from your computer output or shopping bag.
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Sage,
Quickbooks and all other 'helpline busy' software.
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Essential PAYE, Tax Credits & all
other related wasteful re-distributions.
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Revenue investigations and compliance issues tilted in your favour. | ||||||||||||||||||
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VAT,
Instrastat & all other C& E matters of sheer beaurocracy.
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International
accounting, banking & form filling to appease the English speaking
and impress the others - or is it the other way round?
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Company
& Partnership tailor-made formations rendering the iminent fall-out
with your dearest friends a cost efficient exercise.
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End
of Year Accounts to the Revenue, Companies House & anyone else that
is disposed to disbelieve you.
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Sole Trader guidance on inception, continuation & alcohol intake. | ||||||||||||||||||
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Personal
Taxation - You have our PITY.
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Property
& rental matters, where your money is deemed 'unearned' from the outset.
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Inheritance tax advice on patience whilst we argue the wishes of the recently deceased with the deceased. | ||||||||||||||||||
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Tax Returns declaring the pittance you live on, without being asked about your sacrifices, in the knowledge your admittance will only result in the future plundering of your bank account for the benefit of strangers. | ||||||||||||||||||
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Your Savings Strategies tweaked as budget changes forsee your ruse, or re-invented, because you shouldn't have had that holiday. | ||||||||||||||||||
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